I've earned a reputation with my coworkers

[exatron]

Someone dumped two packets of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans into the jelly bean jar at work, and I was the first person accused of the deed.

I didn't add a single bean to that jar.

Comments

[kylet.livejournal.com]

Your careful wording of that last phrase makes me think you did SOMETHING.

[exatron.livejournal.com]

I didn't say the reputation was undeserved. And there's only one way I could know how many of the things were added.

[kylet.livejournal.com]

XD

Though I was thinking it'd be something else, like...I dunno, you didn't add any beans, but you did spray all of the existing ones with a laxative or whatever. I DON'T KNOW, I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS PRANK STUFF ;-)

[exatron.livejournal.com]

The trick was that I said I didn't add *one* bean. Each package contains at least a couple dozen.