Don't trust anyone over thirty, man

Technically, I could have used that bit last year, but it takes less explaining when you're 31.

A surprising number of people remembered my birthday this year, to the point where it was starting to get in the way of doing my job.

In other news, I'm going to give competitive bodybuilding a try in November. Everything I do at the gym will have to be kicked up a notch since I only have about nine months to bulk, work on my problem areas (chest in particular), cut, and do anything else I need to prepare. Thankfully, being short is an advantage here.