Why is it that features break right when you want them?

I tried to make a voice post to share a story told to me by a former coworker; unfortunately, I discovered that the Michigan phone numbers given by Livejournal don't actually work.

The story is about a clueless hick calling tech support, and really needs to be heard since part of what makes it funny is the guy's accent.

Guess I'll have to try again tomorrow.