Some days I think the univese doesn't want me to instigate things

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I had a great idea for a gag gift to send my uncle for his birthday, a package of green and blue M&Ms with "happy birthday" printed on them. He can't stand food that's dyed those colors, and if I planned it right, would blame my mom and attempt some sort of hilarious revenge.

That little plan came to a halt when I misplaced his address, and nobody who wouldn't tattle could find his address either.

Oh well, better luck next year.